I'm sorry. What the h*#!! is this? Sparkle Fun? Dear Crest: I am not having fun with this product.
What flavor category does that fall into? Sweet? Salty? Sour? Hot? Nope -- a new category was created just for this: Nasty. I was in a rush brushing my teeth and grabbed P&M's toothpaste. Somehow I cruised past the odd color (Tidee-Bowl blue) and popped it in my mouth. Foul, foul, foul.
Now I'm going to have to have an extra soy cappucino to make up for this debacle. (Some of you may think I could drink fewer of those and not get huffy about the toothpaste. Pfflllt to you.)